Funny Pick up Lines

How you doin’?

When nothing seems to work then comes the famous Joey’s pick up line to our rescue!

 

Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?

I am not a photographer but I can picture us together

Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away

Is your name WIFI? because I am feeling a connection

 

 

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you

 

 

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU

 

I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry

 

 

 

 

Also read: 11 Guys You Should Never Date and Avoid like the Plague

Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours

 

 

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!

As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

 

 

 

 

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Hey!! I am Saima Masood. A passionate writer, daydreamer and a blogger, a procrastinator by nature + coffee lover. Food is one thing that makes me immensely happy.

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